Our Purchasable Society: Firecrotch, Hoffa & Muckrackers
What use is it following celebrity-besotted news if you can't buy a little piece?
• Are you Team Firecrotch or Team Silverspoon? Well too bad, Brandos, you can only buy t-shirts supporting the former, soon to be released at Choiceshirts.
• If you're in Milford, MI, put out a hit on one of these Jimmy Hoffa hand cupcakes at the Milford Baking Co. FBI are searching the property of a nearby farm after hearing that Mr. Teamster might be buried underground.
• Show your support for the embattled, soclose to irrelevancy, Page Six gossip columnist Jared Paul Stern by sporting one of his Skull & Bones shirts. Possible spinoff: Why not a line of Skull & Dagger themed polos? Also, Jared, sidenote, a Yahoo! storefront? Not a good look, surely fey gangsters can muscle a more dapper webdesign.
In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen dollars.
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Holy hell is right...I got all excited at the idea of piratey preppy clothes...a neck-tie with skull & crossbones is awesome...however the $200 price tag is a bit presumptious don't ya think? I mean, Armani is cheaper...I'll make my own on Cafepress thank you.
helloooooo, miss blue shirt!
She's a cutie.
She can skull my bone anytime!
The day I pay $95 for a polo shirt is the day I hit the Lotto.
Wait, not even then.
holy hell Stern wants 50 DOLLARS for those polos with a freaking skull on them. Thats highway robbery.
Whats worse, its a sale, they WHERE 96 bucks.