While he was "paging through the racist, misogynist, elitist, blubbery white businessman's Bible--Golf Digest," Mark Duffy, "happened upon this ad for Polo golfwear. Nice look, Chip."

Among the list of sports Mark considers more of a sport than golf are Driving A Golf Cart, Building A Bird House, Stratego , and Eating An Artichoke.

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The classes of leisure and excese really do have it better.

For, when the rich pee themselves, heraldic crests stain their pants.

"Irrefutable Evidence That GOLF is Not A Sport" [Copyranter]