I Am Man, Hear Me Roar... When My Heart Explodes
Misogynist reinterpretations of female empowerment songs always bring a smile to our faces, especially when it involves what appears to be a concerted campaign to give every man in American a quadruple simultaneous heart attack.
"Turn our inny into an outy"? Doesn't that just happen to pregnant women? The fat people I have known have been able to pour a forty into their navels and then cavalierly sip from their own cavernous omphaloi* with a circus crazy straw.
* - Ben asked me to link omphaloi with a definition, which I wouldn't normally do, but dictionary.com appears not to even know how to pluralize "omphalos"... OED makes it clear the plural is -loi. Call me a snooty snob, but I tend to trust Oxford over Webster.
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The notion that anything healthy is "chick food" and that real men only eat disgusting enormo-burgers bigger than their heads is ridiculous.
There ARE some things I wouldn't be caught dead eating. Most things which are considered "delicacies" I don't find to be all that tasty. And lobster is the most overrated food on the planet.
I do enjoy a good burger, medium-rare if you please. But I'd never eat one of these Burger King monstrosities.
This ad is nothing more than a big loogie in the face of all the health nuts (I use that term lovingly) who feel ill just driving past a fast food restaurant. It was a bold move.
These spots make me rethink my genitalia.