The Broken Laptop I Sold on Ebay

“Hello. My name is Amir Massoud Tofangsazan and i live in Barnet. I’m 19 but pretend to be a lot older and like to pretend that I’m a big businessman when I’m not actually that clever.”

Ripped off on eBay? Who cares about posting negative feedback when you can defame and humiliate your victimizer to the entire world.

One guy bought a laptop on eBay from a 19 year-old Amir Massoud Tofang who not only took over 2 months to ship it, the laptop arrived broken. And filled with private information. And foot fetish porn.

Rather then add a quip to Amir’s Ebay profile, the laptop buyer posted unflattering photos of Amir as well as his passport and some pictures of ladies legs Amir took on the tram with his camera phone.

It’s a hoot. Check it out, as well as the 212 comments, some of which may be vaguely threatening ones Amir tried to make under a fake name. Owned, biznatch.

The Broken Laptop I Sold On Ebay (Thanks to Tiffany!)

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  1. thrillhouse says:

    that is hillarious.

  2. matto says:

    Not sure why he decided not to post the bank info and resume.
    I would! what if poor Amir had lost his only copy and needed it back?

  3. Smoking Pope says:

    That resume is going to be useless considering that any employer who googles his name finds this page with his smiling (and shirtless) picture on it.

  4. Jesse says:

    Beautiful revenge. I’m so glad the buyer has such a good sense of humor.

  5. RandomHookup says:

    I KISS YOU!!!

  6. Morgan says:

    There could be legal repercussions to posting the bank info; while simply having the info is not illegal (no matter what Amir posted under aliases in the comments section) using it or making it public probably would be. I would still have been tempted to go to a public machine (like in a library or some such), create a free email account, and procede to use the bank info to sign up for a few hundred pounds worth of gay porn. Or, even better, have porn and questionable sex toys sent to Amir’s address at his expense. Of course, I wouldn’t have been able to do that AND set up a website to publicly humiliate him lest I be too high on the list of suspects…

  7. Brilliant! That page made my day, thanks for the link!

    Reminds me of the Korean dog poop girl.

  8. WMeredith says:

    This is great!

  9. RandomHookup says:

    to sign up for a few hundred pounds worth of gay porn…

    Question: How much does gay porn weigh on the Interwebs?

  10. Morgan says:

    Probably somewhere around one pound per dollar and seventy-five cents of porn, though I haven’t checked conversion rates in a while.