We’re on a quest. We want to interview the Oozinator. We want to find out what was going on in Hasbro’s minds when they created this product and its advertising.
Our first stop is the Oozinator PR people. They are happy to forward our request to Hasbro, but they would like to see a few sample interview questions first.
Sample questions we had in mind:
• “The ads depict teenagers squirting boys who appear under 10. Is it Hasbro’s intention for this product to be marketed to older males?”
• “What was the inspiration for the Oozinator? Perhaps a rare animal or something else found in nature only in special circumstances?”
• “In business, as in war, it’s found that groups begin to function less efficiently if their size is greater than 150 persons. What is the maximum amount of people Hasbro recommends for a group Oozinator fight?”
Pray tell, what should we ask the Oozinators?
Previously: Oozinator thread.
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Does the ooze stain clothing? How do you get the stains out if so?
A> is there a white ooze?
B> can it be used on japanese women for a sort of simulated bukake?
you may want to ask those after you’ve been granted the interview
Does Hasbro Co. have any pending copyright infringement lawsuits with anyone in the pornography industry regarding the name of their product?
I do kind of want to know what the hell the ooze is made out of, actually.
And does it fluoresce under UV light?
Every time someone uses an oozinator I feel a great disturbance in the force- As if a million voices just cried out… and were silenced. Why is this?
From Hasbo’s product page:
Wow, 35 feet? Does Ron Jeremy know?
“Are you high?”
and…
“How many smokes to get one in prison?”
If a friend squirts some of his icky bio-ooze into his best friend’s mouth, should they swallow or spit it out?
Is it true that the Hasbro market research department is located at Neverland Ranch?
Will CSI be able to identify Bio Ooze on the spot with a special testing kit?
Does it come in multiple colors? Can you use it for a squirtgun when you run out of ooze? Will there be larger versions of the Oozinator in the future with larger ranges? Does it glow under black lights? Could you make a glow in the dark ooze? How well would water balloons work with ooze instead of water? Could you make holy ooze for combating vampires?
Where do you buy one?
That Oozinator clip made it on to the most recent ‘Best Week Ever’ on VH1.
I saw that! Madness.
You can get one at amazon, bubb.
Hey Hasbro! I love my Oozinator! I just shoot my ooze all day until my pumping hand cramps and my ooze is a just a pathetic trickle from my nozzle. My Mum, however, is not so happy. She wants to know how to get all the ooze stains out of my pyjamas.