Some of you were pretty rough on Kaje when he wrote in, telling us he was given a better Sears lawnmower by mistake. Would he give it back? Or would they have to pry the new mower out of his cold, dead hands?
Well, we extended our pineal gland, plugged a Firewire cable into our retina, connected it into our swank new Macbook Pro and captured our resulting psychic premonition of Kaje’s fate in handy flash movie format! Taking place fifty years in the future, we’re sorry to inform Kaje that he is not, in fact, immortal… as his previous life experience might have led him to believe. On the other hand, Sears never does manage to get their lawnmower back.
Previously: Come See The Softer Side of Sears’ Incompetence