Water, Water Everywhere and Not a Condom in Sight

This Arkansas mayor’s love story is a heartwarming tale, similar to Like Water for Chocolate.

Just replace the tasty treats with prostitutes.

Troy Anderson, a 74-year-old Waldron resident, is expected to turn himself over to the sheriff’s office later Wednesday.

According to police, Anderson forced individuals to have sex with him in exchange for money and, in some instances, free hook-ups to the city’s water supply.

Anderson is also running for Scott County judge.

Gawd, they must be thirsty in Arkansas–for Justice!

[via 14WFIE]

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  1. P33KAJ3W says:

    Sploid covered this (poorly as usual) atleast link to them.

  2. elmerer says:

    Uh, Sploid actually went into a fair amount of detail in their coverage of the story (see http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/05/mayor_busted_tr.php). What exactly constitutes “good” coverage of a story like this? Actual photos of a 74 year old dude having sex?

  3. Bubba Barney says:

    Question is, is he ‘hot’?

  4. Smoking Pope says:

    I have a hard time imagining that this conversation has ever taken place in the history of mankind, even in Arkansas:

    74 Year Old Male: I’ll hook your water up for free if you have sex with me.

    Female Human Being: Ok.

  5. RandomHookup says:

    Imagine what they would do for gasoline!!!

  6. AcidReign says:

    …..This sort of thing goes on in Birmingham, only for sewer hook-up. Either have sex, or pay about $10,000 plus a run of expensive ductile iron pipe!

    …..And we have a former Governor[Don Siegelman] running again this year who’s in the middle of a big trial for corruption. He’s running second in the Democratic nomination race. Depressing. But we’re a red state, in several ways! He can’t win in the general election.