DoJ Files To Dismiss AT&T Lawsuit… It’s Top Secret!

Bad news for those of us who don’t want the long-distance sex calls we made to our Canadian girlfriends shouted mockingly at us when we’re tied to a chair with a burlap sack over our face in between a knee-thwacking with a length of hose. The Department of Justice has filed a motion to dismiss a class-action lawsuit by the EFF against AT&T for illegally complying with NSA wire-tapping of citizens’ lines.

Early Saturday morning, in the darkest hours of the night, the Department of Justice made good its threat to file a motion to dismiss our class-action lawsuit against AT&T, contending that AT&T’s collaboration with the NSA’s massive and illegal program to wiretap and data-mine Americans’ communications (which violates the law and the privacy of its customers)–despite being front page news throughout the United States and the subject of government press conferences and Congressional hearings–is a state secret. The motion was accompanied by declarations by Lieutenant General Keith B. Alexander, Director, National Security Agency and John D. Negroponte, Director of National Intelligence. We will vigorously oppose this motion. Donate to EFF and help stop the illegal spying!

We hate to sound alarmist, but when something being top secret is the only defense necessary to dismiss questions of legality, it’s time to move abroad. Luckily, half of The Consumerist’s ‘royal we’ duumvirate did that five years ago… mostly because he likes making out with Eastern European girls.

DOJ Moves to Dismiss AT&T Class Action under Cover of Night [EFF]