Among the list of sports Mark considers more of a sport than golf are Driving A Golf Cart, Building A Bird House, Stratego
, and Eating An Artichoke.
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The classes of leisure and excese really do have it better.
For, when the rich pee themselves, heraldic crests stain their pants.
“Irrefutable Evidence That GOLF is Not A Sport” [Copyranter]