Kotaku, Eater of Worlds, E3 Coverage

It’s day 2 of the mega E3 gaming expo, and Kotaku has grown stronger and faster, previewing all the games and devices you’ll be begging for/awarding yourself this Christmas.

This Christmas in July, that is.

  • Grand Theft Auto 4 announced. This time you’re a gangster pimp in colonial Burma.
  • How would you like to cast spells with your feet? Do it with these toe-controlled foot fraggers.
  • Robin Williams spins one-liners about Spore, the alien creature growing game. Three out of eight are drug-related. Dude’s still on the top of his game.
  • In a sign of the creeping force of neo-puritanism dominating the American psyche, this year there’s been a “bikini ban” on the booth babes. These chicks protested with their curves, legs and smiles. C’mon E3, this is the only chance for many of the expo’s participants to see bare female flesh.

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  1. TheChaz says:

    “C’mon E3, this is the only chance for many of the expo’s participants to see bare female flesh.”

    Ooo. Good joke. Video gamers are male nerds who live in basements and never see women. Nice one. So unexpected, so witty.

  2. CorporationsAreAwesome says:

    Good to see that you tried to make it up to TheChaz and the rest of us by increasing the size of the picture. I for one appreciate the effort to atone for your errors.

  3. AcidReign says:

    …..I just figured out why all my kids can talk about this week is “wii,” graphics, and that the PS-3 is too expensive.