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• Fourteen passengers arrested after moving from economy to first-class. The four hours on the blazing tarmac may have influenced their consumer disobedience.

• Fourteen passengers arrested after moving from economy to first-class. The four hours on the blazing tarmac may have influenced their consumer disobedience.

• “United Flight 787 was forced to land at Denver International Airport after the flight crew detected an unknown odor… Authorities later determined the odor came from a passenger who was doing her nails on the flight.”

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