Word has it that Target employees are strapped to a gurney and forced to listen to this corporate song (“Target – Everything I Wanna Be!”) a thousand times until they are either reduced to simpering pablum-minded idiots or exhibit the cheery anacephalic qualities of the ideal Target employee. Which, come to think of it, may very well be the same thing.
We admit it’s not the most visual of videos — that Target logo really ought to be hypnotically swirling. But the song itself is pretty hypnotic, with catchy lyrics like “I move fast! / I have fun! / Smiling comes with number one!” and “We’re a team / Every day! / Target’s where I want to stay!”
Found via Ad Freak.