Winter Strawberries Now 100% More Hippolicious
Like fresh strawberries in the winter? Congratulations, you just killed a hippo.
Apparently, the demand for year-round fresh strawberries has caused Kenyan strawberry farmers to pump more and more water from Lake Naivasha into their fields, leading to a 25% decrease in native hippo population over the last few years.
Lead scientist of the Lake Naivasha environmental surveys Dr. David Harper said: "Almost everybody in Europe who has eaten Kenyan beans or Kenyan strawberries, and gazed at Kenyan roses, has bought Naivasha water. It will become a turgid, smelly pond with impoverished communities eking out a living along bare shores."
As an aside, did anyone here ever see the movie Congo? In it, the intrepid explorers are attacked while on a raft by killer man-eating hippopotamuses. If that isn't funny enough, while sailing through the air to plummet directly into a gaping, blood-stained hippo maw, one of the extras very clearly and distinctly says: "I just knew this was going to happen."
Why fruit shopping poisons the hippo [Times Online]
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they also kill the young of competing hippos in their herds sometimes.

But... but... destroying the environments of impoverished third-world countries is what capitalism is BASED on! We can't change it all now just for a few friggin' baby hippos!