This Week in Top Stories

The best yarns we’ve spun this week, as determined by raw traffic popularity. Yay!

Comcast Kills Woman. Would it kill these cable companies to just keep one of their appointments?

Requiring Minimum Credit Card Purchases is a Violation. Where’s Jesus when you need some moneylending tables overturned?

Apple’s Customer Service Needs Shining
. There’s a worm in the core of the world’s cultiest company.

305-503-8068. That’s the phone number for crazy Spanish phone spam scam.

Are My Wife and Friend in a Pyramid Scheme? The short answer is yes.