Daily Freeload

Here’s your free stuff o’ the day, thanks to Dewan, you frickin’ cheapskates.

  • Free download of “You Have Killed Me” by Morrissey. One for the black iPod.
  • Proteon Protein Bar Sample. Contains 100% Soylent Green.

  • Free sample of Organic Planet Coffee or Tea. Requires Internet Explorer. Unfortunately, that’s not a joke.

  • Free Fragrance Sample of Mary-Kate & Ashley’s “Coast to Coast.” Smells like teen spirit, in new, barely legal bottle.

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