Krispy Kreme Concession Stand Marriage Made in Hell
"The Gateway Grizzlies are proud to announce that they will be adding a new concession item to GMC Stadium for the 2006 season.
The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create Baseball s Best Burger. The burger...consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut" reports the press release.
Mmmmm... salubrious! We're gonna go on a Supersize Me diet with this baby. Our corpse will naturally sweeten the cemetery, tamping death's bitter sting for visitors and fellow cadavers for decades to come. (Thanks to Joel!)
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Uh...this is nothing more than a Luther. See:
http://www.urbanhonking.com/digest/archives/2005/08/a_gast...
http://www.snopes.com/food/origins/luther.asp
The Luther also made an appearance on a recent episode ("The Itis") of the animated series 'The Boondocks', on Cartoon Network's late-night programming block Adult Swim.
Holy vomit-soaked coronary, Batman! I thought that Krispy Kreme had created the most disgusting food item possible when they came up with their doughnut shake thing, but this takes the glazed and meat-filled cake. If you will excuse me, I must proceed to my nearest facilities and spew profusely.
I need an angioplasty just reading the description. One word: Ick.
Every burger comes with a 20% off coupon for your next defibrillator use...CLEAR!!
VanGROSS!
A ha ha ha...I kill me...
.....I'd buy it! Getting to eat one of those would almost make sitting through a Grizzlies game worth it!
"This must be what crack feels like" -- Riley
Only in a stadium named after an American car maker. Excellent use of the word 'salubrious' by the way!
Homer says...
"Ummmm... donuts! No, wait! Ummm... hamburgers! D'oh! I'm so confused!"