Joel Johnson, Left. Morgan Spurlock, Right.
Incredible photographic evidence that the original Consumerist, Joel Johnson, is none other than Morgan Spurlock's evil doppelganger! Where evil means "less stupid, less racist, less retard-bashing." But with equally butch facial hair.
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I would mock his fuzzy chops, but the truth is that I can't grow anything nearly as manly, and it would come off really, really lame.
.....And besides, harassing the fine editors of this blog, past or present, would be gay-tarded!
Am I supposed to be insulted by a blog that can't ascertain the difference between a 'company' and a 'world government?'
Also, you would have to put this up the day after I shave that manly motorcycle man 'stache, so I look insecure and reactionary.
But the joke's on you! I am a racist. Or at least I hate your stupid white asses, fuckers.
Mustache rides again?
Ah yes.
More Spurlock bashing.
THAT never gets old...