- Showtime channel for free this weekend on most basic cable. They’re showing Crash this weekend. Pour one out for Broke Back Mountain while watching.
- Bobsandler, insurance company humorist, is getting the royal 404.
- Diebold, a real hanging Chad, tries to impose $40,000 fine for election official who had the gall to inspect their machines.
- Snakes on a Plane, featuring Samuel L. Jackson, first movie developed by crackhead internet users. Hooray for the vox populare, putting the power to make crappy movies into the people’s hands.
- The Lawnmower Man who Said No to Walmart.
- Death by a thousand PIN pricks.
- HOWTO: Use Copernican astronomy to calculate how long you’ll have to be on hold. By the time you finish, you’ll have a rep on the line.
- No Coast blog finds a purple ribbon and ties it around The Consumerist’s shame.
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Regarding BobSandler.com: The parties involved reached a settlement that we found mutually agreeable.
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Regarding the purple ribbon.
Why do people have to get so angry.
It’s purple ribbon.
Wow. I didn’t so much think the NoCoasters were dumb midwestern hicks, but now I do think they take themselves, this site, and everything else much too seriously. Sarcasm tags? Wuh. As my horrible MIL would say, only trying to help.