Google recently unveiled Google Finance, an asskicking financial service website with all sorts of neat stock tracking tools. One of the features is that when you type in a company name or part of a company name, or a phrase found in news about that company, and it brings up that company.
The organic language parser can generate some intriguing results. For example:
“Hatred“
“Down Low” (as in this kind of down low)
“The Pope of the Government“
(Thanks to Scott!)
UPDATE: Instead of doing work today, Matt found us a few more:
“Children Labor”
“Robot Human”
“Your Mom”







Heh, the first one in particular reminds me of a jab the Simpsons took at Fox while Homer is using a voice response system to check stock prices:
Homer: Animotion
[Voice]: Animotion – up 1 1/2.
Homer: Yahoo!
[Voice]: Yahoo – up 6 1/4.
Homer: Huh, what is this crap?
[Voice]: Fox Corporation – down 10.
I found another!
“You shouldn’t buy ….”
lol