Morning Deals Round Up

• Today’s Woot! is a Fellows 5 Sheet Confetti Cut Paper Shredder for $25. We don’t know if that’s an awesome deal or not—we seem to recall seeing nearly-free deals on shredders in the past—but how can a site like The Consumerist not recommend you pick one up? Protect your girlfriend’s high school yearbook with the picture of that asshole ‘poet’ who wrote her that short story that “meant so much” that you have to hear about every god damn time you forget her birthday. Protect it to confetti.

• Amazon’s Friday Sale is upon us. You know what we don’t see on sale there? A certain someone’s book of famous poetry.

• Best Buy also has a 2-Day Sale happening, with free shipping on notebooks, sales on PDAs, Digital Cameras, and even printer ink—perfect for printing up apology notes and letters to the Paseo High School yearbook reissue department.

• Yo, Getting Things Done fans: Dealnews has a round-up of good deals on Electronic Label Printers, with some as cheap as $20.

Highlights from Dealhack

Buy Three Books and Get Fourth Free at Amazon

Bike Computers up to 50% off at Performance Bicycle

Save 25% off Canon ZR500 & ZR600 Digital Camcorders at Dell Home

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  1. Ben Popken says:

    You left a joke out, Joel. The printer can be used to make tags to stick on the poet’s back.

    “Kick me. I’m derivative.”

  2. Joel Johnson says:

    I also forgot the joke where you have to point out I wrote this so you don’t get in trouble with your girlfriend. If you indeed have one.