Dan Edelman IM’d with a disturbing tale of Coned employing android voice synths to hit you up. Coned graduated from needlessly annoying letters to needlessly nagging phone calls:
Read the rest of our scintillating conversation, after the jump.

Who is Dan? He’s this man.







Yeah, when I’m stoned I think my IM conversations are pretty clever too.
Rick Dobbs for the win.