And the grand champion is… Anabelle! For her entry “If you don’t join my club I will poke my eye out.”
Secretly, we are gladdened, as that was the entry our fearless and feckless, but sometimes needing a hug, leader Ben Popken, chose as the best. Brownlee chose Airship‘s second place entry but that’s okay, Brownlee’s happy enough already, seeing as he has an orgasm every time Wal-Mart prevents an abortion. Rick Dobbs was 3rd.
Don’t worry, you’re all winners for having made it to the finals. Except of course, for those of you who lost.
Previously: Caption-It: William Shatner DVD Club