Consumer’s Guide to Dublin Prostitutes

In honor of St. Patty’s day, we present our Gawker bro Gridskipper’s guide to getting your wick dipped in Dublin. [NSFW links]

Quoth: “It is relatively safe and easy to arrange an affordable and enjoyable sexual encounter in Dublin if you are willing to do a little research before you arrive.”

We advise that the safest and most affordable way, though not necessarily the easiest, to arrange a sexual encounter is to meet somebody you like and get to know them better. But we digress. Back to the hookers, after the jump…

TIPS:

  • Arrange an appointment before you arrive.

  • Prospects include the independent ladies of Irish Escorts (such as Svetlana above) or the Dublin section of Irish Independent Escorts. And Escorts Ireland is a specialized message board that should help you gather any information or advice you might need.
  • Sex in Dublin gives details of the Dublin streetwalking scene, as well as some details about the various laws dealing with prostitution in Ireland.
  • Check your date’s online reviews to see if the woman you are interested in has been positively reviewed by other visitors.
  • Instead of taking the girl back to your hotel room, as over-enthusiastic night managers may go to extreme lengths to scuttle your plans, arrange an in-call appointment at the girl’s apartment.
    If you do bring her back to your room, it’s helpful to arrive before 10pm and if your paid companion is visually presentable as a
    girlfriend
    rather than as a contestant in a Rocky Horror costume competition.

  • Alternatively, the upscale club scene is represented by Stringfellows in Parnell Street, about 200 meters from O
    Connell Street.

Liberally remixed from Irish Sex Trade Boom [Gridskipper]

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  1. This wasn’t posted by me, for the record. However, Ben has been strangely obsessed by it, sending the link to me in IM no less than three times, oftentimes associated with enthusiastic “Wouldn’t it be great if I came to visit you?” messages.

  2. Rick Dobbs says:

    hrmm…must be no Craig’s List in Dublin then.

  3. Biodun Fasakin says:

    pls where can i get protitutes in dublin city centre