The latest New York Times Magazine informs us:
- “Agent Provocateur briefs: $100. At Agent Provocateur. Amato gloves. Wolford stockings. Tuart Weitzman shoes. Bra from the film “The Notorious Bettie Page.“
But in a disservice to its readership, fails to mention where we can get the inflatable monkey or inflatable dolphin.
Big version after the jump. Because The Consumerist cares.
UPDATE: Reader Fairytale of Los Angeles has gone and found both the monkey and the dolphin. Thanks. Now all we need is a Bettie Page lookalike and we’re ready to go. Where? To hell.








Well, I would probably go to Monkey Goods for the monkey, although they’re sold by a lot of other sites (you’re looking for a 23″ Inflatable Monkey).
The dolphin looks like this Intex model, based on the tiny shot of the box, but I haven’t seen any *other* Intex inflatable dolphins that resemble it. Curious.
…I just spent way too much time investigating that.