Krispy Kreme Concession Stand Marriage Made in Hell

“The Gateway Grizzlies are proud to announce that they will be adding a new concession item to GMC Stadium for the 2006 season.

The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create
Baseball
s Best Burger.
The burger…consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut” reports the press release.

Mmmmm… salubrious! We’re gonna go on a Supersize Me diet with this baby. Our corpse will naturally sweeten the cemetery, tamping death’s bitter sting for visitors and fellow cadavers for decades to come. (Thanks to Joel!)

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  1. airship says:

    Homer says…
    “Ummmm… donuts! No, wait! Ummm… hamburgers! D’oh! I’m so confused!”

  2. David Meek says:

    Uh…this is nothing more than a Luther. See:
    http://www.urbanhonking.com/digest/archives/2005/08/a_gast
    http://www.snopes.com/food/origins/luther.asp

    The Luther also made an appearance on a recent episode (“The Itis”) of the animated series ‘The Boondocks’, on Cartoon Network’s late-night programming block Adult Swim.

    http://www.adultswim.com/shows/boondocks/index.html

  3. adamondi says:

    Holy vomit-soaked coronary, Batman! I thought that Krispy Kreme had created the most disgusting food item possible when they came up with their doughnut shake thing, but this takes the glazed and meat-filled cake. If you will excuse me, I must proceed to my nearest facilities and spew profusely.

  4. Bubba Barney says:

    I need an angioplasty just reading the description. One word: Ick.

  5. CTSLICK says:

    Every burger comes with a 20% off coupon for your next defibrillator use…CLEAR!!

  6. Clampants says:

    VanGROSS!

    A ha ha ha…I kill me…

  7. AcidReign says:

    …..I’d buy it! Getting to eat one of those would almost make sitting through a Grizzlies game worth it!

  8. The Comedian says:

    “This must be what crack feels like” — Riley

  9. whiteonriceguy says:

    Only in a stadium named after an American car maker. Excellent use of the word ‘salubrious’ by the way!