“The Gateway Grizzlies are proud to announce that they will be adding a new concession item to GMC Stadium for the 2006 season.
The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create
Baseball
s Best Burger.
The burger…consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut” reports the press release.
Mmmmm… salubrious! We’re gonna go on a Supersize Me diet with this baby. Our corpse will naturally sweeten the cemetery, tamping death’s bitter sting for visitors and fellow cadavers for decades to come. (Thanks to Joel!)
Homer says…
“Ummmm… donuts! No, wait! Ummm… hamburgers! D’oh! I’m so confused!”
Uh…this is nothing more than a Luther. See:
http://www.urbanhonking.com/digest/archives/2005/08/a_gast…
http://www.snopes.com/food/origins/luther.asp
The Luther also made an appearance on a recent episode (“The Itis”) of the animated series ‘The Boondocks’, on Cartoon Network’s late-night programming block Adult Swim.
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/boondocks/index.html
Holy vomit-soaked coronary, Batman! I thought that Krispy Kreme had created the most disgusting food item possible when they came up with their doughnut shake thing, but this takes the glazed and meat-filled cake. If you will excuse me, I must proceed to my nearest facilities and spew profusely.
I need an angioplasty just reading the description. One word: Ick.
Every burger comes with a 20% off coupon for your next defibrillator use…CLEAR!!
VanGROSS!
A ha ha ha…I kill me…
…..I’d buy it! Getting to eat one of those would almost make sitting through a Grizzlies game worth it!
“This must be what crack feels like” — Riley
Only in a stadium named after an American car maker. Excellent use of the word ‘salubrious’ by the way!