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We ll round up the qualifiers, make a nice chunky tournament ladder, and let the companies face-off in a dance-to-the-death.

Use any criteria you wish—but be sure to tell us why they are the worst.

Oh yes, we ll drop plenty of kung-fu movie quotes in the mix.

My style is the best! — Is that... my blood?