Glamour Pits Stilettoed Women in Death Race for Dollars
On March 9th, Amsterdam
s cobbled streets will be filled with the clatter of stilettos as women run seventy-five meters to vie for the prize of
10,000 or 11,877.01 in U.S. torture dollars. The race is masterminded by glossy mysoginists, Glamour Magazine.
In a disappointment to the hedonistic town s illiterate trannies, the press release reports only woman are allowed to run and stiletto's as well as a copy of the March fashion issue are a must to compete.
Furthermore, the run will have a guerrilla character. You know how big the Zapatistas are on pop fashion.
If you re over there loading up on absinthe for your company s annual ides of March celebration, go here to apply to race.
Just watch those ankles.
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The "apply" link (www.glamour.nl) is missing a leading "http://" and is broken as a result. The correct link is here.
Good catch. Fixed.
Yes, in fact, there are stiletto clogs, made with "Nike technology" by Cole-Haan, called "the G Series." They are last season's, but probably still available on discount shoe Web sites for any idiots (uh, potential entrants).
Glamour Stiletto Run. Moscow - 2008. http://www.flickr.com/photos/guest-1649/sets/72157606281676353/
I love that this was tagged under "ankles."