Glamour Pits Stilettoed Women in Death Race for Dollars

By consumerist.com February 16, 2006


On March 9th, Amsterdam
s cobbled streets will be filled with the clatter of stilettos as women run seventy-five meters to vie for the prize of
10,000 or 11,877.01 in U.S. torture dollars. The race is masterminded by glossy mysoginists, Glamour Magazine.

In a disappointment to the hedonistic town
s illiterate trannies, the press release reports
only woman are allowed to run and stiletto’s as well as a copy of the March fashion issue are a must to compete.

Furthermore,
the run will have a guerrilla character.
You know how big the Zapatistas are on pop fashion.

If you
re over there loading up on absinthe for your company
s annual ides of March celebration, go here to apply to race.

Just watch those ankles.

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Comments

  1. The Unicorn says:
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    I love that this was tagged under “ankles.”

  2. Chad Cloman says:
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    The “apply” link (www.glamour.nl) is missing a leading “http://” and is broken as a result. The correct link is here.

  3. Ben Popken says:
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Good catch. Fixed.

  4. Amy Alkon says:
    November 30, -0001 at 12:00 am

    Yes, in fact, there are stiletto clogs, made with “Nike technology” by Cole-Haan, called “the G Series.” They are last season’s, but probably still available on discount shoe Web sites for any idiots (uh, potential entrants).

  5. GarthPhoenix says:
    July 26, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    Glamour Stiletto Run. Moscow – 2008.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/guest-1649/sets/72157606281676353/