AOL Gets Punk’d by Ashton Kutcher

The world
s crappiest ISP announced it hired Ashton Kutcher and his production company to adopt 20 different online personas and molest the walled garden
s denizens. The results will be documented and used to create original programming, AOL Keyword “I pay for this service, so thanks for messing with me and my time, Time Warner douchebags.”

We
re sure tamigachi691987 and syb3rgramm1e123456789 (and, you know, our pops) will be thrilled to bits to know they
re paying not just for lollipop connectivity but also to be harassed by Hollywood
s prince of jackasses and his minions.

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  1. Smoking Pope says:

    You mean the whole time I’ve been harassing random people on the web I could’ve been getting PAID FOR IT? D’oh!

  2. airship says:

    Kutcher’s from my area (he went to high school 3 blocks from my house), so here we refer to him as “IOWA’s Prince of Jackasses”. Screw Hollywood. They have plenty of jackasses of their own.

  3. AcidReign says:

    …..What shocks me about Punk’d is what good sports the victims are at the end. It all smells pre-arranged. Do the marks get paid? Or are they such media whores that they consider any publicity to be great? If he did some of that crap to me, I’d find out where he lives and arrange some serious payback…