Free Lotion Promotion: “When Chekhov saw the long winter…”

How did they know that our fervent dream is to see women immolated in an Hieronymus Bosch-style Tartarus while lofting their skin-care products towards the loathsome titans who hang from the rocky caverns of discontent? Oh, and also one of the demons is a groundhog.

Groundhog Day Promotion [MoistureObsessive.com]

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