• McMickey Mouse gets an enema, figuratively speaking. [CT] "McDonald's and Disney will part ways after 10-year deal but vow to remain friends"
• Bit of a headache now, but expect to get it up later. [CT] "Optimism about the economy increases"
• Are you ready to drive the new thimble? [NYT] "Daimler Hopes Americans Are Finally Ready for the Minicar"
• Congressmen shocked and outraged to find porn on internet. [NYT] "Internet Companies Divided on Plan to Fight Pornography"