You asked for it, sluts. Morning Deals. They're back. Joel Johnson was doing them, but we decided that he's been a bad boy in the basement we keep him in (drinking salt and pepper Coke and whatnot) and so we chopped off his hands.

Creative Zen Nano Plus 1 GB MP3 Player for $59.99 (after $40 mail in rebate here).

Today's Woot! is a Microsoft Wireless Intellimouse Explorer with Fingerprint Reader $24.99+ $5 shipping.

Get a shiny new faucet. Bedford 4" Lav, Chrome W/ White Porcelain and Metal Handles. $49.99.

Amazon.com has the Skullcandy Skullcrusher Subwoofer Stereo Headphones for a low $39.61. Free shipping.

HIGHLIGHTS FROM DEALHACK

• Kingston Secure Digital Cards 2GB: $50 & 1GB: $20 at Buy.com

• Palm Tungsten TX with WiFi & Bluetooth now $259 at OnSale

• Save up to 40% off in the Really Big Sale now Live at The Gap