Until 2/28. Byra Smith's sale featuring their imported bras and womens ware at or below wholesale cost. Their tagline is AA-H cup and everything in between. We didn't even know there was an H cup. That sounds dangerous.

Until 3/5 Barney s warehouse sale with 50-75% off on nearly everything. Except style. Effete levels remain at 100%.

2/25. For only $25, you re allowed the privilege of letting pros sell you a wedding. 'The Bridal Event At The Pierre' is for sophisticated brides to, "enjoy fashion shows and speak directly to the tri-state s most celebrated wedding professionals in floral design, invitations, photography, music, cake, jewelry, honeymoons, reception sites and more!

Do they sell husbands, too?