On March 9th, Amsterdam s cobbled streets will be filled with the clatter of stilettos as women run seventy-five meters to vie for the prize of 10,000 or 11,877.01 in U.S. torture dollars. The race is masterminded by glossy mysoginists, Glamour Magazine.

In a disappointment to the hedonistic town s illiterate trannies, the press release reports only woman are allowed to run and stiletto's as well as a copy of the March fashion issue are a must to compete.

Furthermore, the run will have a guerrilla character. You know how big the Zapatistas are on pop fashion.

If you re over there loading up on absinthe for your company s annual ides of March celebration, go here to apply to race.

Just watch those ankles.