What better way to show our visitors that we don't go easy on Amazon.com than the shameless huckstering of their wares? Although we swear, the Amazon heaviness of this Morning (sorry, Afternoon!) Deal Round-Up is merely the random chance of a godless universe.

• Skullcandy SCS-SC Crushers Stereo Headphones with Subwoofer - $55 dollars + Free Shipping over at Amazon.com. And what better way to stick it to Pete Townshend than to listen to Tommy on your iPod wearing a set of headphones featuring both the word "Skull" and the word "Crusher" in the title?
• Free 3 Month Subscription to Amazon Prime via Dealmein.net
• Nesco 4816-25-30 6-Quart Non-Stick Roaster Oven, Stainless Steel for $28.99 over at Amazon
• Linksys Compact Wireless G Broadband Router WRT54GC - $39.99 over at Buy.com
• For your post New Year's Boozing, why not pick up this 8-pc. Barware Set for a fin over at Target? It's only when you're hosting that impromptu cocktail party that you realize you don't have a jigger, after all.